jeaniene frost halfway to the grave series

I went and kicked my husband in the head but to my IMMENSE surprise he didn't immedately tackle me and make love to me with blazing green eyes. Life was sadly lacking in sex, action and supernatural. Afterward though I felt vaguely dirty and lost. So, I enjoyed it in the guilty pleasure way that you enjoy a cheeseburger while you're eating it. (There! Bam! You're now addicted! Don't try to fight it, just give in and ride the pleasure wave)

They mesmerize their prey into obediance and take 'sips' out of them. The vampires in this book can be good or bad and their eyes glow green when they're using their Vampire Powers of Awesomeness TM. Settle yourself in bitches, because you're about to get addicted!) Kapowi! (See this is the action part of my review. They stab, decapitate, crush, kick, punch, tear, bite, shove and knife their way through every single encounter. Some other characters come into this story but they're not important because they're not having sex. The sex orginates from Spike/Bones and Cat, our main protagonist who is a half vampire. A big, greasy, delicious, ketchup covered cheeseburger. Most of the dialogue is about sex, arse kicking or discussing supernatural elements. They must have been delighted when Frost walked in the door because her novel is pretty much the combination of sex, action and supernatural elements without ANYTHING else.

I guess I'm not the only one because publishers have jumped on this ship like it's the only one with booze and half naked young men and women grinding up against each other (see I'm trying to use subtle images to get you addicted to my reviews. Combine action + sex + supernatural and you may just have a readership. When it comes to reading, I'm not much different. They're addictive foods because we get addicted to the buzz of eating them. They were explaining that THAT'S why cheeseburgers and Mcdonald's in particular are so damn popular. Something about that combination, seems to give our bodies a buzz. How the fatty meat combined with the fatty cheese and the white buns make a cholesterol parade in your blood stream that gives you endorphins that make you happy when you eat it. I remember someone explaining, chemically, how a cheese burger works.

Jeaniene frost halfway to the grave series